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This is me with my lovely wife, Cathy:

My buddy Ruben saves a puppy:

Ruben is a firefighter/paramedic in Miami. He's also a registered nurse, US Navy field corpsman, and an all-around bad motherfucker.

This is Cathy, her nephew Matt, and her daughter Acacia:

This is me on Halloween, 2002. Yes, it's real: